So I know this stripper from a club in Jersey. She tells my friend Reggie and I that she is house-sitting this dope pad in Hoboken. Knowing how I like to drink, she tells me the place has a fully stocked bar and invites us over on 4th of July weekend. Reggie and I assume there is going to be party with tons of her half-naked, stripper, whore girlfriends there for us to zap in their stink holes. When we arrive at the address we ask Cindy where all the pigs we're gonna bang are. She responded that she would be the only pig, and that we were going to have to share. After that Cindy said "oink oink" in the most seductive manner. I, being as drunk as I usually am, was immediately turned on by this filthy whore. Reggie was also in fuck-mode. Cindy then proceeded to show us her puckered, pink, catchers mitt. You know what a man has to do and us men zapped that squealing little pig. We blasted scum in every orifice, ate some food and broke out.
She was bent over putting some books away at the library...this horny cunt was a librarian hungry for telephone poll-sized cocks. I sized up that phat young ass and asked her if she'd like me to write her table of contents. After she got off work, I took her to our warehouse and introduced her to one of my buddies. She took off her shirt to reveal her pierced titties and we just knew we were in for some sweaty action. We treated her body like an overdue book we never intended to return. The late fee was a little pricey, but the end result was a sticky mess good enough for the best seller list!
My best friend Dave asked us to help move some furniture into his little sister's new place. She was moving into this sweet pad with her boyfriend of 3 years. We showed up, moved a couch, some chairs and a tv and kept joking about what she had to pay us for our time. She took us seriously and offered us a gang-fuck. Luckily we had a camera in the car so we could get the whole thing on tape. I don't care how good her boyfriend fucks her, he can't satisfy her the way 3 screaming erections can. We filled her pink funhole with 14 inches of veiny cock, shoved our dicks in her stinky, seasoned asshole and turned on a never-ending stream of hot spunk in her open mouth. I bet this slutty whore was too sore to bang her poor boyfriend that night!
If you were a 21 year old babe taking out the trash and two dudes pulled over and asked if you'd like $500 for a three-way, what would you say? Yeah, me either...but she thought she won the lottery or some shit. Turns out she's got an appetite for cum and we were more than happy to give it to her on a silver platter...or I guess just her couch. But whatever, this advertising intern sucked and fucked her way into our hearts for a half hour before we forced our massive loads in her mouth and down her throat. After she cleaned up, she thanked us and we left...still with the same amount of cash we walked in there with. What a stupid fucking bitch.